Bruhahaha (one annoying night)

Yesterday, while I was sleeping, a strange person called me in the middle of the night (drooling was leaking and I was like WTF!) and when I answered my damn annoying phone the person was crying like a crazy person! she was like.. hel...ooo? paagg ugh dii kaa puumunta diit.. ooo maag papakamatay ako. and my reaction to this fiasco was "HA!? ANONG PROBLEMA MO? SINO KA BA? KILALA BA KITA? BAKIT KA TUMAWAG? ALAM MO BA KUNG ANONG ORAS NA? I asked 6 questions.. ye wanna know what her answer was?

Sino po ito? Asan po si Alex? and my reply was.. MUKHA BA AKONG ALEX? AKO ANG TINAWAGAN MO TAPOS ITATANONG MO KUNG SINO AKO?! WALA AKONG ALAM NA ALEX! PUTANGINA! AYUSIN MO BUHAY MO BUSET!

So what did we learn from this story?

THe moral is..

1. never ever ever ever asked me who I am if you're the one who contacted me.

2. Introduce yourself nicely

3. You can only bother me when I'm asleep if it's a life or death thingy..

of course there's an exception to this rule..

The people I love.. they can bother me anytime.. I won't mind