Dunno what to make of this

Someone asked me "Who the hell do you think you are?" If I said I'm romar, that would be lame even for me.. so I gave her an elaborate answer.. which is.."I am your lord, your master. I am the head, the leader. You shall heed my command and follow me everywhere.. I am your worst nightmare and the best thing that will ever ever happen to yah.." the she replied in all caps "JERK!" then I said "I know.. and men like me are so lovable.. right? ^^